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Anti Ah-Lian

2005-12-21T22:35:00.000-08:00

I hate people who call me Ah Lian . Please lah . Open your big bugging eyes and look . Am i ah lian ? I look so guai lor . Really , aint kidding . Just a normal typical girl who is tanned and ugly . Is that what you call AH LIAN ? So maybe you guys thinks having all these personalities is ahlian .

1. Long rebonded hair when hair is ALREADY straight
2. Act cute poses when taking neoprints
3. Type with aLtErNaTe CaPs ^^ or alot of additional letters. "xiiaogurrl" :x
4. Add S, Z, X to the back of every word
5. Use "wOr" 'hEe' "nEhz" 'kEkEx' "mAhx" 'oHhz' or something like that
6. Include "gal" "girl" or "ger" in their usernames
7. Sometimes fat thighs + short DENIM skirts
8. Include unimportant information in their friendster (height, weight. LOL)
9. Add strangers to their account
10. "gerr misshh boii" "lorve euu" =pPp
11. Include their sad love fairytales in their friendster [[waitin fer yew ta cum back]]
12. Shop at cheap boutiques. (THIS FASHION)
13. Fetish for PINK. Everything HAS to be PINK.
14. Call themselves weird names. MILKster PINKster Pinkalicious missyprincess tootdolliex xiaokeaii- ahhlynn sadahgal
15. Must have JIEMUIs. [JIEMUII QINGSHENN]
16. Many god-bros and sis.
17. Likes to visit the toilet frequently to makeup, adjust skirt, see mirror, retie hair
18. Cannot live without COMB and MIRROR
19. *maybe got mirror in front of you all the time, even in class.
20. Loves techno
21. Wears PMK, NWO, Von Dutch
22. Attention-seeking hair color. Purple, Green, or Red.
23. Know nothing else except HOKKIEN. :)

Urgh . Please . Firstly , i dont have LONG hair . I donte really use WOR , NEH , MAHX . I donte use GURL , GERL , GER . I donte wear skirts . I donte add strangers to my account . I donte put those mushy stuffs in my profile . I SERIOUSLY DONTE LIKE PINK . I donte wear PMK,VON DUTCH , NWO . I donte have those hair-colour ( although i wanna have it . ) AND I OBVIOUSLY KNOW CHINESE AND ENGLISH AND I LACK THE KNOWLEDGE OF HOKKIEN .

I did a survey . You know what the hell they gave me ?!

FUCK THEM ALRIGHTS .

Ok,gonna go tuition . =) See how guai am i . HUMPFH . FUCK YOU ALLS WHO SAY I AM AH LIAN . Tata .

Chalet Night

2005-12-20T22:08:00.000-08:00

* GASP * I realised i hasnt been blogging . OMFG . But there's no comments whatsoever . HUMPFHS . Ok , there's this chalet lah . Fujie's . We went there at about 6 plus , he wasnt there yet ( LIKE WTF , dua us ah ) . There were like Me , Jean , Vivien , Nicole , Joan , Ian and those people from slk . They having SLK chalet mahs . So we were like sitting there slacking , walking around , eating and about 10 , that fucking Fujie came . LIKE FINALLY . He came with Mingyang , Qinwei ,Wanhong and Benjamin . [ I still cant believe Benjamin and Eric are cousins ok .. ]
Then we was like , only being treated to eat SATAY ?! WTF,WE WAITED FOR YOU WHOLE DAY AND THERE'S ONLY SATAY ?! -.- Then Joan got to go . And Ian , being the ' Mr-Nice-Stead' he is , followed Joan home . I meant , he went home together with Joan , ya , thats what i meant .. So , we were like very SIAN can ? That leaves me and Jean . Vivien and Nicole went to their SLK chalet . So we went back to Fujie's chalet and there were Mingyang , Qinwei , Wanhong , Benjamin , Fujie , Nicole , Vivien , Yeokfoo . We slacked there and smoked .
Here's when the real fun begin , Fujie went back to his chalet room , and we were stucked outside . Like , we were supposed to go in and enjoy the aircon , the bed , the EVERYTHING which is provided for a chalet rights ? Noooooooo , WE WERE OUTSIDE THE BBQ PIT THERE FOR LIKE HOURS JOKING AND FUCKING . =X KDKD . The star was Mingyang . Him and his jokes .. HAHA . Then co-star is Qinwei . Haha , believe me they were like so funny . When it was like about 1 + or 2 + , Jean wanna go home but i pulled her back . ><>
It's a miracle though . None of us is sleepy . Hahas . Huh ?? Yes, mua laogong was there too bud ie dont wanna elaborate what happened . So we were like , slacking there from 10+pm to 6+am . Imagine . Imagine . AHHAS . When it was like sun light liao , I was like , walau why never go watch sun rise siah ! HAAS . Then when Fujie is finally awake , we went up to the chalet room and slept on the bed . At first none of us slept . We were just sitting there watching the show , quiet . Then when Fujie's brother left , we were like , lying on the beds wanna sleep . Wanhong , Benjamin and Qinwei slept on the 2 upper beds . Mingyang and Fujie slept on the right hand bottom bed , me and jean slept on the left hand bottom bed . Then Nicole and Vivien called and they joined in . -_- Now , me , nicko and jean shared one small lower bed . While vivien shuang lorh , slept on the pper bed beside Wanhong .
AND FUCK THAT FUCKING MING YANG ALRIGHTYS ? HE OCCUPY 2 PILLOWS AND NONE OF THE REST OF US HAVE A DECENT PILLOW AND BLANKET . . Now, thats when me , jean and all the boys woke up that i went to open the cupboard and found 2 MORE FUCKING PILLOWS PLUS 4 BLANKETS . -_- Fujie , fuck it alrights , dont you even know they ACTUALLY DO PROVIDE THESE STUFFS ?!?!?!?! Then Mingyang became so HYGENIC that he was like ' OH MY , NO TOOTHBRUSH AND TOOTHPASTE , HOW TO BRUSH TEETH .?! ' So the gang actually went out and came back with a toothbrush and a Darlene toothpaste . -_-" Jean and I did use the toothpaste but we used our FINGER to brush . Bo bian lah , dunwan use the er xin toothbrush .. HAHAs .
And then many other things happen lah . Will blog again later . Joan is hurrying me to play GB . And if ure wondering why no photos , I PRAY FOR A CAMERA PLEASE !!!! =)

Introducing .....

2005-12-10T19:34:00.000-08:00

Here i am , intoducing you guys to the ' couples ' and my retarded FAMFAM ! =)
Oops , you hafta read from below . Sorwie !! =) ENJOY ! Comments pls ! Hahahas.

My Not-So-Beloved Kor !
Kiawei .
Now , people who wants to jio Jean , DONT ever ever ever be him ..

My Beloved Laogong's Erzi Which Somehow Makes Him My Erzi . [STOP SUANING LAH HONGKAI !]
Kenneth .
This stupid guy here hasnt make the move to jio Shufen . People , look at them ! They are very compatible aint they ?!

My Beloved Jiefu !
Kennethomas .
Yupps , hes the lucky one to win Nicole's heart and be her one adn only .

My Beloved Jiefu !
Yeokfoo .
Yupps , hes the lucky one to be Vivien's one adn only . =)

My Beloved Sistarh !
Jean .
Very chio . A little hot-tempered , but hey , which girls dont do tempers ?
She is unattached and only available to shuai ges . If you KNOW ure capable of winning her heart , go on . But if you fail , DONT ever appear infront of her . And once you know ure being rejected , DONT go asking for the second or third time , for pete's sake . Just dont be another Kiawei . Currently in her heart there is T***anc* or W**l*n* . Just jio , dont hesitate . Same goes to her , you break her heart , i break ure limbs . I love her so .!

My Beloved Slut !
Shufen .
She is very keai ourhs ! Gives advices at the right time . She is unattached and kinda unavailable because there is a Kenneth reserved in her heart . But he hasnt make the move . -.- But guys,if you like her , tell her straight before he does . But if he does , he stands a great fat chance to be ffen's one adn only . =) Just dont be another Fujie or Teckyeow . I love this slut to bits , you break her heart , i break ure limbs . =D

My Beloved Jie !
Nicole .
Another dua chio bu ourhs ! Very mature . She is the fashion advisor among us . She is attached to Kennethomas . Okkaes guys i know whhat ure thinking of .. 'Aiyo , all attached still introduce .. Walao eh make me anxious for one second nia..' Fine , here's the singles ..

My Beloved Jie !
Vivien .
Dua chio bu . Has techni-colour hair . LOL . She is attached to yeokfoo . TOO BAD , guys , go find other girls bah . Lemme intro you some ....

=) 10o12o05 (=

2005-12-10T18:36:00.000-08:00

Backk . =) Okkae , the last entry rights , i told you all that i will be introducing peoples . BUT , BUT , my computer was always black outing when i almost complete it . So dont go thinking that i dua you all okkaes . Im here saying yupps,i have a stupid computer , so you cant blame me , so stop asking me to apologize . HAAHS . And im here to talk about yesterday . =) FFENIES , i know you will like or maybe hate this entry .
As usual , she DIDNT go . She was caught up with 'bird flu' . -.- Anyways , it was Joan's and Ian's 1st month anniversary . HappyHappy . We went to East Coast . What ? Did i hear that you guys wanna know who's there ? Okkae .. Jean,Joan,Joey,Nicole,Ian,Jiamung,Kenneth,Teckhwee,Damien,Wenjie,Hongkai .
Dont think its many , because , IT IS . LOLOLOLs . ~lame~ *Ahem* Anyways , we went to East Coast , I hurt my leg . Two big baluku growing out from it .. And nicole hurt hers too . While biking . -.- Hers got blood somemore .. EEYER .
We were riding bikes then supposed to be returned , then i so dua bai leh . HAHA . They all returned the bike but i still haven reach cos nidd accompany laogong mah,then the bike is with Hongkai . Everyone wait for me .. LOL . So hounored . bleahs . If any of you i mentioned above read this hor , please stop scolding me . ><
Then next , we were supposed to be eating then Kenneth and Ian go buy clothes . Buy also nevermind , but buy liao then want to change so many times . SIALA . After we go eat liao , we go to the big stoney thingy and sit . Laogong and Hongkai went other places to distress . Then when we sit there , kns , 2 couples lovey dovey ...... After Joey and Teckhwee left , I was kena PS . Jean go accompany Joan because the place where i sit got rats .. -.-
Then nevermind lorh , my laogong came back liao. HAHA .
I so hate the last part lah . I gave him AP then he left me there . *SOBBS* . But he still came back . Hahas. Thanks worh laogong for being there when i needed you although i give you so many problems ..
Ok , yesterday i smoked 3 times . Ffen , im not dissapointing you am i ? SOBBS .

I love my sistarh , my slut , my laopo , my nicko jie , my vivien jie and mostly , my laogong . =)

Updatiing .

2005-12-08T23:01:00.000-08:00

Sorry for not updating these few days . I was either lazy , or my comp was down . I changed my blogskin too . Happyhappy . HAAHS . These few day i was out at Aljunied slacking . By slacking i meant riding bikes , hanging around , doofing off .. And i went back to smoking life . I dont know why . Dont ask me why . HAAHS . Ok , people i love around me have been telling me to quit . Hereby i annouce , I AM GONNA QUIT ! HappyHappy . LOL . I was glad that though i talek , i wasnt addicted . I just smoke for fun .
These few days i have been riding bikes ! Fetching Jean sistarhh from one destination to another . FunFun ! =) But im sorry to say that many incidents happened .. Theres this time when i was fetching sistarh , i was riding dunno who's bike . THEN I COULDNT BRAKE AT THAT TIME AND I HIT ONTO A BMW ! oops? hahas . Then got one time i didnt manage to brake again and in the end got into a drain . Jean hurt her leg and i hurt my CHEEBYE . Fuck the bike .
And finally , since yesterday , SHUFEN can go out lerhs . *clapps* .She's my slut . HAAHS . Yesterday i spent half day with my laopo , JOAN and the other half with my ffen and sistarh . =) HappyHappy . Yesterday ffen met a guy who wanna jio her although he dont dare say out . Its my laogong's erzi , KENNETH . Haahs .
And since im a little sian , STAY TUNE , I WILL TELL YOU WHO IS WHO ! =)
Give me 5 minutes and it will be done .Wakuakuakuas .

Rockfeverr wansuii =)

2005-11-30T10:52:00.000-08:00

Wow . DIDNT QUARREL FOR THREE FUCKING DAYS . HAAHS . Think its because he have been coming to look for me bah. WAHAs. And because we have been .. *ahem* lalalaahs . DONT TELL YOU,YOU ALSO LL . =))
Today went to bugis, [AGAIN] =.= . Yaddayadda, my last entry,i said something bout esplanade ya ? HAIX . They said what,wanna play ROCKFEVER . PUH-LEASE . As if you guys aint prof enough . It's like,HELLO . I'm still playing EASY ! =( But i tried NORMAL + high speed just now . Can cope a few simple songs nia . HAIX . All because i was being grounded lah . Then they came out to train ROCKFEVER while im at home sitting alone,feeding those fucked up maggots . =( [ ok lah,i am exxagarating .
I want to have a white blogskin now . Im sick and tired of needing to choose colours. HAIX . And i decided to accept laogong on DEC 1st . [ dont ask me why,i dont why either . xD ] Which so coincidentally is TOMORROW.

OK.GOT TO GO . SAYONARA .

WAHAs

2005-11-28T23:37:00.000-08:00

WAHAs . So happy . =)) Shufen has her new blog lerh . =) And peeps, i think my linkies are not working .. So . If you press on the link,it doesnt link you there , pls take note of the blogsite on the Address tab . Which is next to my blogsite. Yupps.
I met laogong yesterday , WAHAs . Our relationship is getting better ! *Ahem* Im not gonna emphasize on what happened . ((:
Tomorrow we're going esplanade theres ! FFENN ! Go lehs. Your illness how liaos ? Why these few days so many peepos falling sickk .. HAIX .
Nothing much ,, so i gonna end here . TATA .

Lalalalalalaaahs .

2005-11-26T19:15:00.000-08:00

Wahahahaahs . MADDS' back . =) Havent been blogging lately . Was too lazy . Im sorry .. =( And sometimes , my computer hasnt been working . HAIX . Sorry , daily readers .. ;; SHUFEN , JEAN . =/ Anyways , I have been hanging out in Bugis these few days . =) And i wanna annouce this .. SISTARH IS BACK FROM MALAYSIA!! =) Yays! Anyways , Let me tell you what happened these few days .. WAHAs.
The day before yesterday , me,Joan,Shufen and Nicko went to bugis . Laogong was there too . But i didnt want to meet him despite all those long hours he have been waiting for me there . =( Thus, bo bian , i told him to come to Arcade while we played rockfever . Then suddenly a girl came forward and passed me something laogong bought for me . It was a Puremilk purple t-shirt . =) Loove him and it to bits . But too big for me .. ><>
Yesterday , i went to Shufen's house to play comp . =) Was fun,until she shooed me out . =(( And i have to wait for laogong . HAIX . I spent 1 hour waiting for him because there was a traffic jam . Then went to look for Ian and co . They refused to give me their hoon kee . =(( LOLs. Then laogong and gang came . And blablabla. And yesterday night , JEAN , MY BELOVED SISTARH CAME BACK !!
Today , me , jean , ffen and joan went to Bugis again . =) Played rockfever and went to buy bags . I bought a bag and belt . WAHAs. And we went to MAC and ate . there's this lady who is so sua ku . The redemtion receipt, she didnt take lor . So we took it . And went to redeem it . WAHAs. But when we redeemed it , no one wants it . So ian ate it . WAHAs. He so cheapskate !
And so here i am typing away . I just quarreled with laogong again . ><>

BAAH!

2005-11-23T22:26:00.000-08:00

Back! =) Hasnt been blogging nowadays . HAIX- NOTHING TO BLOG ABOUT , CANNOT ARH.?! (= Only people like Shufen cares about me blogging or not. YOU GUYS OUT THERE , are you even HUMAN ? =/ Anyways , im trying to dig out stuffs to blog about . Past 2 days , i have been going to my cousin's house. Never meeting laogong . Until yesterday , met him and EE JUN . Ya lah , and KAY la . =.= Most di-siao is KAY . Most stupid is EE JUN . Most quiet is Wenjie . ^^~ And the one who suggested to leave is Wenjie , the one who suggested to see each other again is also Wenjie. What a weird laogong . =)
And he so paikia cans.. Whole hair being dyed red .. MY RED-HAIRED MONSTER! =)
Hahahaahs . Today met him also . WAKUAKUAKUA. With Hongkai. Hmm , today how come i spotted some GIM on ur hair ? Still say want to dye back black? Hmmhs. Or is it i see wrongly ? =X [>.<]
Anyways , i have practically nothing else to say .. Anyone wanna go Bugis tomorrow?I need to change money. =) All daters will be entertained. =D
Okays, gonna watch my 'DaChangJin' =)

P.S - laogong, stop telling me to give you goodbye kisses lahs. Because i wont.! =X See furst lorhhs. Lalalaahs.

Out again .

2005-11-19T21:52:00.000-08:00

Jean came to my house . Then went to Joan's house. See joan and Ian de behaviour .. BUAY TAHAN . omg luh . How to put it .. MAO ZHAN LUH . =X lols .
Then they went Macdonals and i went to meet laogong . He passed me the $100 and we hanged around for awhile . That stupid HONGKAI doent want to give me a cigarrette even after he promised 4 of it for me . HUMPFHS .
Nothing really happened today. BORED . YES , JEAN , I WILL BUY YOU THAT BLODDY SPECS .! =X

p.s - laogong , i dont know if i should give up on you . Really dont wanna hurt you any longer. Even the blind can see that SHE is much more suitable for you . She cares for you , willing to write so many testis for you and accompanys you when you couldnt sleep . =/

Wishes do come true .

2005-11-18T23:33:00.000-08:00

Firstly , if you see my wishlist , you can see that i crossed out ' RING ' , ' PENKNIFE ' and ' FREEDOM ' . Simply because today my mum allowed me to go out !! =) I went to bugis for a little GAIGAI . =) Met laogong today.Jean needed $30 from him but we dont dare to go near . o.0 So we only took the money when Terrance came forward and gave it to us. OMG LUH . Jean and Ffen thinks he very shuai . =X . anyways .. Today he gave me two rings with the name xiao madd [dont really like that. =X ] and missymichh [ this,i like. =) ] . And today me and sistarh went to buy penknives. She took the pink one and me , the orange one. BO BIAN , must give in to her and there's no better colours. =)
IF ONLY I DID NOT RETURN THE $100 !! Because i returned $100 for my phone bills back to laogong , he's going to come back tomorrow to give me the money . DOT.DOT.DOT. - note to self ; never return back to laogong things that he gave . =D -
And again - NOTE TO SELF ; NEVER EVER OFF MY HANDPHONE WHILE SLEEPING . - Because thanks to those early birds i mentioned above , if i off it , my house phone will ring instead. SO WHY RISK A SMALL THINSY WINSY VIBRATION FOR A LOUD SCREECHING FUCKING HOUSE PHONE RING . Omg . And again , I HATE MORNING CALLS FOR NOTHING ! At least today its from sistarh informing me the time to meet . Haahs.

[ p.s - laogong , i wont cut my wrist le . the penknife is not for cutting i swear. Its for vandilising . =D ]

I AM BACK !!

2005-11-17T21:05:00.000-08:00

So , im here again . Back to the blogging life. WHY ? [ Because the sky so high , the bird PANG SAI , drop into my eye . ] =D Actually its because of influences lah . By JAKS darll , XIAXUE and VIVIAN . omg. o.0 And maybe because of my boredness .
omg luh . i broke my record. TEEHEEs ! i haven went out since hols started!! haahs. actually,i was kena grounded. =( but i like it lah . found out that theres more unfortuned peoples out there being grounded with no comp , no cable and no dog . haix . aint i caring ? =D
Nowadays me and laogong de relationship not so good le. HAIX- also dont know why leh. Everyday never fail to quarrel one. and i admit it lah,everytime is i start the quarrel and he is the one who says sorry ands clear up the mess. OMG. What a 'good' laopo i am hor? xiexie. ^^ Todae supposed to meet him . BUT HE'S SO LATE CAN. kns luh. because of one daiji ? -.-
Because of that ,i never answer 7 of his calls. lalaalas. Too bad luh. Guys shouldnt be so late. So in the end , he went OCH luh and we didnt meet. = WADEVER . Ke xi? i dont think so la. we meeting tomorrow what . LOL.
Enough of me and him le . I talk so much , cant you see i changed my english ? =D I know my english is good lah , xiexie kua jiang. :DD i think only ffenn notices lah. Because she's the only one who notices small little tiny weesnie things from me . [all those unimportant stuffs luh.] x: And whats up with MAPLE ? Peoples are getting addicted to it. OMG. BOOOOO *no offence*
SIALL-LA . I think hor , if i hor , also hor , have it hor , i will also get addicted to it leh. BUT HOR , MY COMPUTER HOR , CANNOT LEH . WHY HAR ??! -.- please,i still live on without it what.
My eyes are dropping. Yes, its still early. SO? Everyday i sleep in the morning and wakes up in the MORNING . Thanks to the early birds aka JEAN and LIMIN . Thanks for those morning calls hor.. I love it , thanks but i dont seem to have activities going on these days. And for pete's sake,im solid grounded so dont go asking me 'MADD,CAN GO OUT' as your first line in such a early morning and followed by 'OH YA HOR YOU ARE GROUNDED' or 'HUH YOU GROUNDED UNTIL TODAY ARH.' especially after you have provoked me with disturbance . JEEZUS , whats up with youngsters these days , waking up as early as 8am and making morning calls as early as 9am ? -.- yes, its my fault for talking over the phone with laogong until so late. But isnt it your fault for calling me so early ? Fine maybe you guys think 9am isnt early. You win. (=
Will blog up something tomorrow . Because theres gonna be happenings. =)

comments please. =)